Some noise wakes you up at night, and you see this wild black bear in the room. What would you do?

And basically your cargo is a ship filled with hundreds of containers. You ignore their contents, and all the papers are good and valid, with your name on them.

For example, if you choose the strength of an elephant you'll also get a long nose and big ears with it. If you choose the eye sight of an eagle, you will also get a beak If you choose an ability of...

If you had a choice to go live in a fantasy/fictional world from any story, movie, anime...etc where would you choose to go?

If you could choose any profession in the world, what would you choose and why ?

You can choose one and only one spell from the entire world of Harry Potter and master it. What spell would you choose and what are you going to do with it?

Assume you can teleport to any civilization from any time period, where would you choose to go and why?

The king is evil, and hard to please, he doesn't easily laugh. What would you do or what joke will you tell him to survive?

And of course: you can't change your job or quit

Assuming you don’t have a nuclear shelter in your house, and that your government cannot stop that missile, meaning that it will imminently reach the target.